I always wake up at a different time, my routine is not religious at all! I have a different way of doing things each day. I hear the alarm. Sometimes I hit the snooze button, sometimes I don't. Sometimes the kids wake me up before the alarm even goes off. Sometimes I eat breakfast, sometimes I don't.
But one thing is always for sure, I leave at the exact same time every morning to bring the kids to their Grandmother's house. And with doing this during the week, you tend to see the same cars every morning,. This is such a drag for me. I always get stuck behind the same SLOW green station wagon, with the bumper sticker that says WWF on the back. I hear myself say, "here we go again." I know you may be telling yourself, "this chick needs to leave 5 minutes earlier or 5 minutes later." I've tried it all. And it seriously never fails!
This morning in particular, I was not interested in anything going on around me, because I was completely late - about 20 minutes off schedule! I rushed to get the kids in the car and out the door. As I was pulling towards the stop sign at the end of my road I giggled to myself, "I bet he is running 20 minutes later as well." I didn't see him! I didn't see one trace that he was even there. Now I have the freedom to just drive and not have to tail-gate!
My daughter started yelling in the backseat, so I turned around to see what was going on and as I turned back my head, a car pulls out in front of me from a side street. The green station wagon from HELL!
I am beginning to think I have a stalker on my hands. I am also wondering if he feels the same way about the situation as I do. He's probably thinking to himself, "this damn Malibu behind me is always riding my ass. Everyday!"
I am trying to see the lesson in all of this, but I don't see the point in the World Wrestling Foundation or for that matter, people who go 5 mph under the speed limit. Besides, who would not want to look at my Malibu everyday?
